Favourite The Lion King Characters → 8. Mufasa
“Everything the light touches is our Kingdom.”
i wanted to bring some color into your desolate lives with a modest lie
(Source: brotips)
phenomenality asked: Damn I wish you were thirty-something... you are going to be a helluva grown man one day. ;)
Thank you =)
(via zodiacsociety)
I must also have a dark side if I am to be whole.
—Carl Jung (via lucifelle)
(Source: thechocolatebrigade, via conciente)
Too long a sacrifice, can make a stone of the heart. O when may it suffice?
That is Heaven’s part
Wow…Childhood ruined…That thing is just dangling around all free like…
If you hate your parents, the man, or the establishment, don’t show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.
—Henry Rollins (via nirvanalove)
(Source: rebelsandreverb, via thenightvisitant)
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
NO ONE WILL TRULY UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS
(via zebratitz)
(Source: keepcalm-and-ride-a-unicorn, via jocelyn919)
I’m changing the name of my penis to the everlasting gobstopper
“You can suck em forever ..fantastic invention. revolutionize the industry…you can suck em and suck em and you can suck em and they’ll never get any smaller never…”
—Direct quote from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
WAAAAAAYYY too easy. LMAAAOOOOO
For the needy
Thing most dudes need to realize about women is that while a woman may always not be as direct about how she feels, 9 times out of 10 she will be more honest about it. And she will give you subtle hints and clues to tell you that something needs to change or be fixed or that things aren’t going too hot. Sometimes to the point of coming out and saying it directly. The problem comes back to “listening/paying attention”. A girl might say something or do something and a guy will “hear” it but take it in stride, not realizing it’s likely what she has been talking about has been building up slowly over time. As men, it’s our job to pay close attention to those subtle hints and details we tend to look over and take corrective action. Mind you I’m not saying bend over backwards or anything of that sort. I’m simply saying “PAY ATTENTION AND REALLY LISTEN”.
Aquarius men are known for their fascinating aura and thrilling sex appeal.
—“You riggggghhht =)”
(Source: bearingwater, via bearingwater)
